CHEERS TO…TAMMY, BAILEY + JOHN
The Harvey Brunswick Leschenault (HBL) Football Club in WA for firing coach John Baggetta, after he called Tammy Hembrow a "cum bucket" when she was spotted out with AFL heartthrob Bailey Smith.
Mate, COME ONNNNNN.
Firstly: what a revolting way to describe a woman.
Secondly: if you're going to say it, save it for the locker room and not a public social media post, you dummy.
Thirdly: use your brain. If they wanted to keep it private they wouldn't have dined at Rick Shores on a Saturday, for heavens sake.
Tammy is very shrewdly turning the shame and embarrassment of her short lived marriage into a springboard for the next phase of her career or influencing or whatever it is.
It's a PR stunt unfortunately for John he fell for it hook, line and sinker. And he lost his job over it.
Alexa, play ‘Cry Me A River’.
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